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A little Christmas Jingle

16/12/2016

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Here's a little poem to make the season bright, it's all about your babies in your tummies tucked up tight. . . 


C your lovely Cervix, we all have one we do, and when it opens up to 10, your babe shall pass on through

H stands for Hypnosis, of this you shall be glad, for when your baby's being born you won't want to hit their Dad


R is Relaxation, practice out and about, to help with pregnant hormones which make you want to shout

I stands for Induction, many labours start this way, but try some natural methods first like some adult cuddles, yay!
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S is for those little Stabs they give you in your side, reminding you they're here to stay, pepare for an amazing ride

T is for the Toilet, this you'll visit lots, you'll know every service station from the Isle of Wight to Notts

M bloody Mastitis, the devil's work for sure, your boob will look like Rudolph's nose and you'll be shouting, please no more

A that lovely Alcohol, you'll be missing very much, but wait til that baby does arrive, you'll be a wonderful cheap drunk


S is all that Sleeping, you'll really start to miss, when baby tap dances on your bladder and you really need a piss

Merry Christmas Mamas

xxx




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